whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
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I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
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I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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