She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
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I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
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I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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