I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
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he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
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She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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