You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
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I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
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I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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