Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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