He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
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My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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