I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
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Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
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You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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