2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
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It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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