Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
even my farts smell like vagina
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At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
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Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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