i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
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The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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