i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
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She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
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I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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