Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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