why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
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we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
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I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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