You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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