think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
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You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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