i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Everything about him screamed your future.
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They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
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Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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