The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
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We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
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Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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