So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
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You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
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Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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