We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Operation Purity has been aborted
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
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Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
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Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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