While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
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update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
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He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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