OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
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I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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