its not stalking. its research.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
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I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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