You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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