so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
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Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
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threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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