try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
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You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
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I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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