You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
My liver just had a heart attack.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
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The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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