direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
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I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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