im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
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He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
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Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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