they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
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Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
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I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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