I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
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I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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