Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
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Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
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I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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