Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
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What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
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Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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