Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
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hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
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You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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