You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
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I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
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Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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