The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
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Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
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