this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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