i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
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See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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