This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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