kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
handjob tips. give me some.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
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I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
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Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
he just fucked me for my cheese.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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