I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
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Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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