She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
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My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
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