I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
What changed your mind?
Being sober
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize