dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
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There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
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Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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