You guys are fucking retards. She's his girlfriend, and she's being glib. GLIB MOTHERFUCKERS YES I SAID IT. He's on vacation, she tried calling him, he doesn't answer, she makes a cheeky statement about how he's probably slipping it into some other ho without protection. There's the sparknotes version.
No one considered this text within the context of a "bromance" -- two men who are talking? I would give my friend shit too if he got so plowed he was unable to operate a phone.
Don't be silly. He was just like when he went out fishing in the back hills of Montana with his old ranching buddy using that fishing pole you bought him.
hmmmm interesting context.. this really doesn't sound like a gf.. I'd be f-ing pissed about the 'mistake'.. and I'm more understanding than most.. sister maybe??
umm this text isnt from the guy...hopefully the gf just has a great sense of humor...cuz daddy's little mistake in miami for me would be daddy's little mistake in miami that cost him his balls.
417 that's why you're going to be alone the rest of your life. And I don't mean alone like you'll never get a girlfriend, that just goes without saying. You will never have good friends because you're just an asshole. And 153, stfu, no one cares.
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