Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
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Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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