Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
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I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
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I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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