Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
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Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
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Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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