yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
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Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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