i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
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Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
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We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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