Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
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So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
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I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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