My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
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Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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