i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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You can't just leave with hair like that
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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